Here you can view prediction of upcoming matches and analytics matches cs go, find the results of the last csgo games, make csgo skin betting on csgolougne and. Torrent anonymously with torrshield encrypted vpn pay with bitcoin. The Thundercats must battle He-Man & the Masters of the Universe for a spot in the next Disney Movie. The loser gets banished to the Cartoon Network. Defense of the Ancients: Allstars (or simply 'DotA Allstars') a variant of the custom map Defense of the Ancients for Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne by Blizzard. Furk.net is your personal secure storage that fetches media files and lets you stream them immediately You can use it to stream video or listen to your music from PC. The Thundercats vs. Masters of the Universe @ WWWF Ground Zero World Wide Web Fights presents The Scenario. It's a beautiful, sunny, happy day in the "Happiest Place on Earth. Inside a specially constructed tent, the CEO of Disney addresses. Thank you all for coming. Let me get right down to business. As you all. know, we have been busy casting for our next animated movie series. We. have been scouring the ranks of classic cartoons for our next group of. Let me introduce them. On my left, the Masters of the Universe: He- Man, Battle Cat. Man- At- Arms, Teela, Orko, the Sorceress and Ram Man. And on my right. the Thundercats: Lion- O, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, Wily Kit, Wily Kat. Snarf. We will choose one of these two groups to. Disney animated feature and, of course. Mc. Donald's Happy Meals™ trinkets. I will now take any questions. Yes, you.". "Is this movement back to the cartoons of the eighties in response to. Jack the Ripper: a. Love Story" feature flopped?". No comment. Next question.". This question is for He- Man. Mr. Man, what do you think your chances. Well, I think our chances are good. We would save millions on kitty. Ha Ha!". Lion- O expression turns to youthful anger. Are you questioning our. Lion- O. "Do you want to make something of it, pussy boy?!". That does it! There is no way we are going back to the Cartoon Network! You will be destroyed. Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats, HO!". Then the winner will be decided in battle! By the Power of Grayskull, I. HAVE THE POWER!". Please, people! Control yourse.." The CEO is instantly dismembered. So which one of the classic cartoons can crush the competition in this. And will any of the media survive to report the. The Thundercatsvs. The Masters of the Universe. The Commentary. PAUL: So you want a rematch, Jeff? Well, I am sorry to say that your. There are seven mouse- eared caskets with your guys' names on. First off, five out of the seven members of the Master of the Universe. OK, they are mainly *Eternians* but they look like humans. Then you have a talking tiger and some sort of ghost weirdo to. Not bad. But the Thundercats are cats. You know. the dominant predators on this planet. Fast, quick and deadly. The creatures. that turn a zebra into a dinner for ten. The creatures that have more. The animal. that can survive falling out of a twentieth floor window. And these are. bipedal cats with sentience and opposeable thumbs. So, they are fierce. The Thundercats are. Unfortunately for you, Jeff, there's more. Lion- O is not just a. Thundercat - he is the living embodiment of the Libido™. How else can. you explain the Sword of Omens? You know what I mean. A sword that gets longer and thicker with each more passionate shout of "Thunder! Thunder! THUNDERCATS HO!" A sword with the Eye of Thundera that shoots out the Thundercat symbol when the sword reaches maximum extension. Are you kidding me. I don't care if this was a kids' show - that is the most obvious phallic symbol in history. And the "Ho" part was just a dead giveaway. It makes perfect sense considering the whole bunch run around half naked in tight fighting outfits complete with S& M accessories. Lion- O is not only the Lord of the Thundercats - he is Super- Libido™. And just try and stop the forces of Mother Nature. You will lose. The Masters of the Universe can't compete with that. Have you seen their. Their muscles have muscles. That ain't natural folks. These people are taking enough steroids to open a pharmancy. To put it. nicely, the family jewels aren't shining anymore. All the men will. Yossarian from Catch- 2. My Liver! My Liver!"), leaving. Teela to face the onslaught alone. The Masters of the Universe die. JEFF: Cats? The predominant preditors on the planet? You. really need to watch more Animal Planet. Haven't you noticed. And who put them there? Humans! Lets just take a look at your beloved Lion- O (*chuckle* *snort*). Recently biologists have been pretty red- faced when they have found that. The. lions were scavenging for food. And when lions do hunt. About the only thing male. The reason Lion- O is having an orgasm. But, really, it's hardly a. Masters off than do any actual. As for the other cats (Panthr- O, Cheet- O, Kit Kat, and Calic- O) they. You say the Masters are on steroids? You betcha! And lots of them! While these fullbacks are probably going to suffer from heart disease in. I usually shy. away from the RAGE™, but in this case, it is actually true. Lion- O's autoeroticism is sure to send these homophobic. I can almost see the Masters. Meanwhile, Lion- O is distracted by what he thinks are infant lions, but. Chihuahuas recently escaped. Tijuana. They didn't call him "the Cowardly Lion" for nothing. PAUL: Jeff, after reading that I need to take a shower but I will. Yes, cats are on the endangered species list but. Sure, it's easy for some. Take away his gun and our hunter becomes a Manwich™. Anyway, the Thundercats have dealt with a similar hunter before in. Safari Joe and defeated him even with his tech edge. So much for that. And Safari Joe is only one in a long list of tough opponents the. Thundercats have disposed of. High tech aliens, gigantic mutant spiders and. They even. killed Mumm- ra, the all- powerful, ever living incarnation of evil on. Third Earth. That's right, they killed an immortal. That's. impressive. Certainly, a lot more impressive that fighting Skeletor. What kind of complete moron employs a loser like Beastman, a creature of. And according to my sources, the reason why Skeletor has a skull for a head is because he screwed up when fooling around with magic. What a loser. And what kind of loser gets taken off the air for She- Ra: Princess of Power? He- Man, that's. The Thundercats will prove to be the next great Disney sensation. As. for the Masters of Universe, they will be keeping Walt company down in. Officially Licensed Disney Toon Tombs™ (collect them. JEFF: Paul, I know Beastman, I've worked with Beastman, and Paul. Safari Joe is no Beastman! And while I'm on the subject of. Mumm- ra be called an immortal if he. He may pretend to be immortal, but immortals can't. He lacks the most important. It is just the sort of typical exagerration you would expect. Thundercats. "Yeah we killed the.. Mummy- ,uh, Mumm- ra, yeah, that's the ticket. And. he was immortal too, yeah, immortal, that's just how it happenned." The. Masters of the Universe don't need to make inflated claims about their. And they give a nice little moral lesson at the end. Just like true heros in the Superfriends tradition. As for being cancelled in favor of She- Ra, let's just be clear: He- man. She- Ra, and saved her bacon when she got into real. The only reason He- Man left the cartoon industry was because. Who else but He- Man sign draw big stars like. Courtney Cox to co- star in his movie? Besides, the Thundercats have dead weight on their team. Wily Kat and. Wily Kit are kids, great for boosting ratings with the after- school set who. Being at Disney World, they'll be more interested in riding. Space Mountain™ than fighting. And Snarf? Please! He's Pinky to. Lion- O's Brain- -and nobody ever said Lion- O was Mensa material to begin with. With the odds that blatantly tilted, there's only one possible outcome. He- Man hoisting a furry shish- kebab to the skies. Thanks to Josh Dobbin, Jonathan Straw and Adam Pyonin for ideas that led to this match. Tony Danza will be accepting the praise for those not available for comment. For those who need a refresher course on these cartoons, please try The Thundercats Fan Club Web Site,The Ultimate Thundercats Web Page and. The Masters of the Universe Homepage.
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