The 5 Greatest Pieces Of Fanfiction Ever Written. I've written a number of articles making fun of bad fanfiction. But lately, I've wondered if I was being too harsh. After all, I've never written fanfic. How can I mock something I've never tried? So I wrote the first of what I hope will be many chapters for five different fanfics. I don't want to spoil anything, but you might want to read this in a location where you can be private and pants- free.#5. My first time writing one so i hope you enjoy it :D When i wake, my arms are wrapped around Peeta's body so tight that not even President Snow can take him away. I instantly take him out of my mind and reminisce the. In the Spotlight: Kissing Lessons With Finnick was the Fanfic pick of the week for July 11 on the Muttations blog. It also won best Katniss/Finnick in the 2011 Summer Hunger Games Awards. http://forum.fanfiction.net. Tags. No Archive Warnings Apply; Katniss Everdeen/Peeta Mellark; Katniss Everdeen; Peeta Mellark; Haymitch Abernathy; Gale Hawthorne; Primrose Everdeen; Effie Trinket; Paylor (Hunger Games) Plutarch Heavensbee; Alternate. The Hunger Games trilogy has been called a love story by many. Looking closely at the story and at the relationship between Katniss and Peeta reveals fascinating aspects of human relationships but also reveals that it is not. Tags. No Archive Warnings Apply; Katniss Everdeen/Peeta Mellark; Katniss Everdeen; Peeta Mellark; Johanna Mason; Plutarch Heavensbee; Coriolanus Snow; Flavius (Hunger Games) Finnick Odair; Mags (Hunger Games) Octavia (Hunger. Browse through popular hunger games quizzes, stories, and other creations; or create your own. Biography 74th Hunger Games. Clove and Cato in their Chariot costumes. Clove was the female representative from District 2 in the 74th Hunger Games, and an expert at knife throwing. Although she was smaller than most of the. ![]() Suzanne Collins has been widely praised for the success of The Hunger Games trilogy, including its story design, characterizations, pacing, writing craft, and allegorical and thematic content. Rightfully so, and there’s. I've written a number of articles making fun of bad fanfiction. But lately, I've wondered if I was being too harsh. After all, I've never written fanfic. How can I mock something I've never tried? So I wrote the first of what. Find and save ideas about Fanfiction on Pinterest, the world's catalog of ideas. | See more about Jelsa, Nerd Girls and Jack Frost. Re- Catching Fire. Lionsgate. Many fanfic writers begin their career with a blockbuster franchise. When a story is absolutely everywhere, you can't help but become familiar with it. And when the fanfic community for it is massive, you don't feel weird adding your voice to the mix. With the final Hunger Games movie on the horizon, this seemed like the perfect way to get my feet wet."I can't believe I have to fight in the Hunger Games again," I, Katniss Everdeen, thought to myself as I punched District 1 Tribute Chadwick Steelele in the face."I can't believe we have to fight in the Hunger Games again!" said Peeta as he rubbed a bunch of dumb mud on his face instead of helping me."Ow, my face!" shouted Chadwick. He angrily pulled away from me and pulled a knife on me. I had just enough time to pout at this turn of events before one of the Capitol's falcon- wolf- snake hybrids sleaped (slither- leaped) out of the jungle, which happened to be on fire, and devoured him. The Falolake then turned its attention to us, but before it could unleash its talon teeth tongue, an arrow embedded itself in its head and it died."That was close!" said Peeta. But where did that arrow come from?" he asked as he put a bunch of tree branches in his hair like a stupid idiot. That's what I wanted to know. That's what I want to know," I said. I got my answer when another tribute dropped down from out of an acid- spitting tree in front of us. Who are you?" I demanded."I'm Marc Hall from District 1. There's no District 1. Peeta."Is too. It's a super- secret District. We manufacture lava- proof surfboards and guitars that are also flamethrowers."I wondered if all the guys from District 1. What are you doing here? And how come you're as good with a bow as me?""Our mutual interest in a laughably outdated weapon is one of the reasons I'm here. As you know, your rebellion failed and President Snow punished you with Hunger Games 7. The Punishment. I'm here to bust you out so we can re- rebel.""Re- rebel? Are you cray- crazy?" asked Peeta."Maybe I am, Peeta. Or maybe you're a coward. Why don't we find out? By the way, I have a message from Gale." Marc pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket and read it. Katniss, it's Gale. I've decided that you could do better than me, and also I'm into dudes now. Peeta, do you want to touch each other's butts while Katniss finds a new man? P. S. Let's do this rebellion thing. District 1. 4 has lasers, and they're rad.""Lasers? Do they come in bow form?" I asked."Yes, somehow," Marc answered. I'd be happy to give you private lessons .."I hoped the lessons involved looking at his butt. Then I guess it's time to teach the Abominable President Snowjerk a lesson he'll never forget, once and for all." I heard the cry of several Falolakes on the horizon and raised my bow. With extreme prejudice."#4. A Game Of Thrones: A War Of Stars. HBOThe crossover is a more advanced form of fanfic. It's difficult to provide a believable explanation for the fusion of two disparate franchises, and it's even harder to keep every character's personalities and motivations believable when they're faced with such a fundamental upheaval of their world. When done well it's ingenious, but otherwise it's sheer lunacy. Which descriptor applies to my idea that Westeros existed a long time ago on a planet in a galaxy far, far away? Judge for yourself. Luke Skywalker stabbed his lightsaber through the Stormlannister's face, but the soldiers of Darth Tywin just kept coming. Robb!" he shouted to Robb Stark, who had survived what would have been a deadly wedding thanks to the timely intervention of the Jedi, and was now in the middle of a pitched battle for control of a stronghold that held the plans for a secret dragon- powered Death Star."What?" asked Robb. Robb had been skeptical when this strangely- dressed man with the strange name of Skywalker had appeared out of nowhere and made strange claims about being from outer space, but then he had taught Robb how to use a strange power called the Force to help him block arrows, and Robb had stopped asking so many questions."We need to push forward through the gap created by Ser Marke's crushing defeat of Lord Chade!" Twin roars of consensus came as Chewbacca rode Grey Wind forward, scattering Stormlannisters before them. But just when it looked like they were going to reach the secret access route through the fortress' smoke exhaust pipe, the man Robb knew was called Boba Fett appeared out of nowhere wielding what he had heard Luke call blasters. I've got a bad feeling about this!" he shouted to Luke."Use the Force, just like I taught you, Robb!" Luke watched Robb plunge towards Boba Fett, deflecting laser blasts all the while, and wondered if there would be time to touch his butt later. Just when Luke thought the battle was turning, he saw an AT- ST burst out of the walls of the fortress with one of these so- called White Walkers at the controls. Not again," Luke thought to himself as he did Force- powered flips toward it. Miles away, Cersei Lannister sipped her wine and coolly contemplated the captive space princess before her. So tell me. If this 'Skywalker' is your brother, why are you romantically involved with another man?" she asked."What?" the princess asked. Her thoughts had wandered off towards the courageous Ser Marke. In the brief moments she had spent with him before getting kidnapped, she couldn't help but notice that the roguish, handsome knight had a butt that she wanted to touch even more than Han Solo's. Maybe she could get a frozen carbonite mold for those lonely Yavin IV nights. Before Cersei could explain, the door to the chamber burst open. Obi- Wan Kenobi?!" Leia exclaimed. But I thought you were ..""Busy podracing?" Obi- Wan smiled. I'm here to rescue you, Princess. And I'm being helped by a fellow I helped patch up named Ned, who says he'd just like a quick word with Cersei before we leave .."#3. The Burn Of Love. Joe Raedle/Getty Images News/Getty Images. While fanfiction is generally confined to fictional characters, there's a significant subgenre that features real people. After all, we all fantasize about having sex with Olivia Wilde - - who, after telling us how great we were, reveals that she's secretly a Starfleet officer who needs our help - - right? Isn't it healthier to express that desire creatively, instead of keeping it cooped up inside of you until it explodes in a night of questionable, irreversible decisions? Anyhoo, I thought I'd write an encounter between two big newsmakers. Bernie Sanders rubbed his eyes. He could only write so many brilliant policy positions which all his loyal followers would understand perfectly before he got a headache. He was just about to announce free kittens for everyone, when he heard his assistant speak."Do you need anything else tonight, Mr. Sanders?" Mark asked in his smooth, sensual voice. Bernie Sanders turned to look at his assistant. He reminded Bernie Sanders of a young Bernie Sanders - - handsome, rugged, and the owner of a butt that girls yearned to touch, but with eyes that said "I'd be happy to make you dinner and cuddle as you talk about your day at work." "Can you fire Chad on your way out? I'm sure you've noticed that he's dumb and useless," Bernie Sanders said to Mark."Sure thing, Mr. S.""Thanks, Mark. Enjoy your date with Olivia Wilde!""I'm sure we both will, if you know what I mean." Mark winked and left the office. A moment later, he stuck his head back in. I mean I'm going to have sex with her," he said. Bernie Sanders returned to his hard work that would save America. But a minute later, the door opened again. Without looking up he said, "Yes, Mark, I know you meant butt sex.""It's me, Bernie Sanders," said Hillary Clinton."Hillary Clinton?" said Bernie Sanders. What are you doing here? Not that I think there's anything wrong with women staying late at the office while their husbands take care of the kids.""I wanted to thank you for defending me over my email scandal."Bernie Sanders stood and faced Hillary Clinton. I'm sure you would have done the same for me. As you know, such trivial issues are simply attempts to divide us and distract voters from the real issues.""That's right." Hillary Clinton stepped closer to Bernie Sanders. And instead of being divided, I'd much prefer it if we were .. Bernie Sanders took Hillary Clinton by her strong, confident elbows. In our battle for an America that provides equal opportunity for everyone?""Yes, Bernie Sanders, among other things .. For you see, they harbor a second, secret scandal. One that could completely change our lives.""What is it?""Check your email and find out, Bernie Sanders."Bernie Sanders checked for new emails and spotted it immediately. It was simply titled 'I Feel the Bern.'""Dear Bernie Sanders," it read, "I may be a strong, independent woman who hopes to be the first female President, but I'm also a woman with needs. Your fiery rhetoric and, dare I say it, classically handsome features have inspired a passion in me that I haven't felt since I first met a young, idealistic college student named William Clinton. But Bill is old and dull now, while you, Bernie Sanders, remain as sharp and uncompromising as ever. I feel the burn in my heart, Bernie Sanders, and I feel the burn in my loins. Do you feel it too? Do you feel it in your butt, which I would very much like to touch? Best Wishes, Hillary Clinton.""Well, Bernie Sanders?" asked Hillary Clinton. Bernie Sanders lifted his eyes to meet hers."It's a good thing I support easy access to contraception, Hillary Clinton," said Bernie Sanders.
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